Office by Alex Penny
My name is Crystal, and I am from Hotshot.
How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
How are you just starting to feel bad.
Ice cream.
and.
flowers.
NOW.
What’d you get yourself into this time?
Why do you assume that I always get into trouble?
Because you do.
Well, it’s true. You knew she was pregnant, and you still called her a stupid wife. That’s like knowing Russell is in one of his moods and killing Talbot in front of him. Super intelligent.
AGH. All I wanted was a good night’s sleep and shit happens.
You called her a bitch.
I AM TIRED, OKAY? MY MIND’S NOT WHERE IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE.
That doesn’t matter! Go get her a tub of ice cream and some flowers, then come back to apologize.
I can never win, can I?
Grrrr.
Not when you insult your wife several different ways. Ice cream and flowers. Go.
What’d you get yourself into this time?
Why do you assume that I always get into trouble?
Because you do.
Well, it’s true. You knew she was pregnant, and you still called her a stupid wife. That’s like knowing Russell is in one of his moods and killing Talbot in front of him. Super intelligent.
AGH. All I wanted was a good night’s sleep and shit happens.
You called her a bitch.
I AM TIRED, OKAY? MY MIND’S NOT WHERE IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE.
That doesn’t matter! Go get her a tub of ice cream and some flowers, then come back to apologize.
What’d you get yourself into this time?
Why do you assume that I always get into trouble?
Because you do.
Well, it’s true. You knew she was pregnant, and you still called her a stupid wife. That’s like knowing Russell is in one of his moods and killing Talbot in front of him. Super intelligent.
AGH. All I wanted was a good night’s sleep and shit happens.
You called her a bitch.
why would you call Debbie a bitch? She’s not.
What’d you get yourself into this time?
Why do you assume that I always get into trouble?
Because you do.
Well, it’s true. You knew she was pregnant, and you still called her a stupid wife. That’s like knowing Russell is in one of his moods and killing Talbot in front of him. Super intelligent.
